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Name:thekumquat
Birthdate:Nov 8
Location:United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
The Kumquat identity came into existence in 1992, although its mapped human is somewhat older than that.

The Kumquat is opinionated, overeducated, and in debt. The final two facts may be related. It has been known to write various stuff for its own and others' amusement. The erotica is probably the most popular.

Pastimes include writing, cooking, board gaming, acting as interpreter between Brits and USers online, and generally stressing out.

Update - March 2003
The Kumquat got a proper job after 9 years of being a student, has paid off its student loans, and now knows way too much about breeding goats. These facts are all related. It has also been enjoying DIY and is less stressed.

Update - November 2005
The Kumquat now has what has been described as "a grown-up house", presumably to go with the grown-up job. Presumably this means rather creaky and on the verge of falling apart.

Explanatory Note:
For people wondering whether the Kumquat is male, female, or what, I point out that citrus fruits do not have gender and therefore the pronoun 'it' will do nicely.
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